April 2012
shavingryansprivates:
i hope that tomorrow my mom calls me and says “april fools, you were actually aborted” and suddenly reality collapses and i never existed
what i learned in boating school is:
chairthrowinglady:
make a contract and become a mahou shoujo, they said
you’ll get a cool outfit and fight witches, they said
farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
March 2012
6 weeks ago: temple run
5 weeks ago: cinnamon challenge
4 weeks ago: yolo
3 weeks ago: kony
2 weeks ago: draw something
1 week ago: the hunger games
this week: the lotto
pregnantmermaid:
like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh
2 tags
Critic: Hi, this is a really great picture, I love your painting skills! But you went overboard with the lighting a bit, so the character ended up looking really washed out. I recommend that you look at some guides to lighting, like links like this this, etc, so you can work on that a bit--because you really have some skills, and with some work you can get even better!
A dick: WOW EXCUSE ME MUTHAFUCKER WAY TO FUCKING WHITE WASH DON'T GIVE ME THIS "DIFFERENT LIGHT SOURCES" BULLSHIT YOU DELIBERATELY MADE HER WHITE TO FUEL YOUR RACIST FAP FANTASY LOL WOW YOU DUMBOS SURE ARE MAD -sassy gif-
Black girl: *dyes her hair pink*
OHHH SHE RATCHET!!! look at that hoe. can you say ghetto fabulouss lol i bet thats koolaid
White girl: *dyes her hair pink*
omg sooo kawaii ugh i wish i looked like her please take a million pictures of yourself and upload them to tumblr so we can reblog it 632947985 times
2 tags
Well don’t I feel like a jerk U_U….
mycroft:
an update that requires me to restart my computer is an update that is never getting installed.
adolfphin:
a pot dealer who deals actual pots and other helpful kitchen supplies
roselalonde:
did you know that going outside means you are actually breathing butterfly poop
